








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 100 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 19 matches | ||
| Faceit | 13 matches | ||
| Premier | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
561 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,197 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 750 | 34% |
| Smokes | 611 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 390 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 446 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $315,210 of utility $182 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 113 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Trevor | 67% | 12 |
| #2 | Stekeliprod | 60% | 10 |
| #3 | smonk10inch penis | 50% | 8 |
| #4 | Myst1cMind | 46% | 13 |
| #5 | Your Highness | 46% | 46 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Your Highness | 3 | 0.0032 |
| #2 | harrison_tv_ | 2 | 0.0096 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Your Highness | 160 | 0.17 | 4 min |
| #2 | Zelli0n | 137 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #3 | harrison_tv_ | 42 | 0.20 | 1 min |
| #4 | Trevor | 24 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #5 | Stekeliprod | 24 | 0.09 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | harrison_tv_ | +4.93 | 94 | 56 |
| #2 | Trevor | +4.38 | 89 | 43 |
| #3 | Zelli0n | +4.03 | 84 | 68 |
| #4 | bikebotdogboi | +3.65 | 81 | 69 |
| #5 | Your Highness | +1.83 | 86 | 71 |





