








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 855 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 709 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 15 matches | ||
| Faceit | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 172 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




25 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7610 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 32,117 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5715 | 18% |
| Smokes | 8845 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 8718 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 8839 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,151,241 of utility $157 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1445 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cartier | 48% | 316 |
| #2 | m1L | 48% | 240 |
| #3 | m0yst | 48% | 180 |
| #4 | Naico | 43% | 72 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cartier | 48% | 316 |
| #2 | m1L | 48% | 240 |
| #3 | m0yst | 48% | 180 |
| #4 | Naico | 43% | 72 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | m1L | 21 | 0.0041 |
| #2 | m0yst | 10 | 0.0026 |
| #3 | cartier | 8 | 0.0012 |
| #4 | Naico | 3 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cartier | 1203 | 0.18 | 33 min |
| #2 | m1L | 674 | 0.13 | 16 min |
| #3 | m0yst | 643 | 0.17 | 16 min |
| #4 | Naico | 204 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | m1L | +2.47 | 85 | 58 |
| #2 | cartier | +1.03 | 72 | 73 |
| #3 | Favi | -0.72 | 65 | 61 |
| #4 | Naico | -1.29 | 60 | 43 |
| #5 | m0yst | -1.88 | 57 | 59 |





