








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 561 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 129 matches | ||
| Wingman | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 27 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1334 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,939 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1174 | 17% |
| Smokes | 2030 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 2156 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 1579 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $538,684 of utility $145 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 237 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ship | 58% | 12 |
| #2 | Sanatozaki | 54% | 13 |
| #3 | Turbo_lennart | 52% | 27 |
| #4 | gobl1Nut | 45% | 20 |
| #5 | CHopstix | 39% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ship | 58% | 12 |
| #2 | Sanatozaki | 54% | 13 |
| #3 | Turbo_lennart | 52% | 27 |
| #4 | gobl1Nut | 45% | 20 |
| #5 | CHopstix | 39% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Turbo_lennart | 4 | 0.0078 |
| #2 | gobl1Nut | 4 | 0.0098 |
| #3 | Sanatozaki | 1 | 0.0038 |
| #4 | ship | 1 | 0.0042 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sanatozaki | 57 | 0.22 | 2 min |
| #2 | gobl1Nut | 52 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #3 | Turbo_lennart | 29 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #4 | ship | 17 | 0.07 | 0 min |
| #5 | CHopstix | 8 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ship | +2.68 | 70 | 49 |
| #2 | Sanatozaki | +1.06 | 75 | 79 |
| #3 | niklas | +0.08 | 60 | 62 |
| #4 | gobl1Nut | -0.39 | 36 | 46 |
| #5 | Turbo_lennart | -1.67 | 34 | 53 |





