








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 204 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 68 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1392 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,739 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 897 | 52% |
| Smokes | 512 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 125 | 7% |
| Molotovs | 205 | 12% |
Our logs show you have wasted $479,293 of utility $160 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 155 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | calculator casino | 5 | 0.0028 |
| #2 | Adudu | 4 | 0.0045 |
| #3 | niko | 2 | 0.0039 |
| #4 | Abe | 2 | 0.0042 |
| #5 | ᴍʏ ʙɪᴛᴄʜ ɪs ɢᴀʏ | 2 | 0.0049 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lulu | +4.82 | 72 | 49 |
| #2 | Jakpor- | +3.49 | 46 | 57 |
| #3 | ᴍʏ ʙɪᴛᴄʜ ɪs ɢᴀʏ | +1.95 | 49 | 35 |
| #4 | net glitter | +1.94 | 49 | 53 |
| #5 | KennyA | +1.81 | 33 | 66 |





