








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 427 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 254 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 80 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2750 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,915 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3846 | 35% |
| Smokes | 2542 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 2022 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 2505 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,222,532 of utility $191 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 176 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bambushi | 54% | 127 |
| #2 | AMIT | 49% | 84 |
| #3 | win_4_life | 48% | 242 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bambushi | 54% | 127 |
| #2 | AMIT | 49% | 84 |
| #3 | win_4_life | 48% | 242 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | win_4_life | 16 | 0.0031 |
| #2 | Bambushi | 13 | 0.0049 |
| #3 | AMIT | 6 | 0.0034 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | win_4_life | 784 | 0.15 | 21 min |
| #2 | Bambushi | 321 | 0.12 | 8 min |
| #3 | AMIT | 207 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | win_4_life | +1.73 | 73 | 68 |
| #2 | arielpr0 | +0.20 | 54 | 66 |
| #3 | Bambushi | +0.09 | 72 | 64 |
| #4 | AMIT | -1.24 | 64 | 41 |





