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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 306 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3566 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,652 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2971 | 25% |
| Smokes | 3640 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 2151 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 2890 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $511,197 of utility $67 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Meiy | 65% | 37 |
| #2 | MorkaN | 60% | 30 |
| #3 | kirasan | 55% | 221 |
| #4 | MoofsteR. ツ | 55% | 22 |
| #5 | chunya :3 | 54% | 54 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | magxnta | 52% | 21 |
| #7 | fraNz フランツ | 51% | 200 |
| #8 | remmy | 51% | 75 |
| #9 | moin | 45% | 20 |
| #10 | nYck | 43% | 49 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kirasan | 25 | 0.0054 |
| #2 | fraNz フランツ | 8 | 0.0019 |
| #3 | nYck | 7 | 0.0071 |
| #4 | Meiy | 3 | 0.0040 |
| #5 | remmy | 2 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fraNz フランツ | 1480 | 0.35 | 39 min |
| #2 | kirasan | 546 | 0.12 | 11 min |
| #3 | remmy | 319 | 0.20 | 8 min |
| #4 | MorkaN | 161 | 0.25 | 5 min |
| #5 | chunya :3 | 154 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MorkaN | +2.29 | 92 | 86 |
| #2 | kirasan | +2.20 | 96 | 51 |
| #3 | Furyo | +1.53 | 89 | 60 |
| #4 | Meiy | +0.78 | 92 | 54 |
| #5 | MoofsteR. ツ | +0.06 | 83 | 64 |





