








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 880 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 141 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 83 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 63 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 24 matches | ||
| Premier | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 71 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




101 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4528 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,449 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5201 | 42% |
| Smokes | 3995 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 2523 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 730 | 6% |
Our logs show you have wasted $908,448 of utility $95 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 587 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | H3 | 52% | 322 |
| #2 | Kuusement (; | 48% | 207 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | H3 | 52% | 322 |
| #2 | Kuusement (; | 48% | 207 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kuusement (; | 65 | 0.0162 |
| #2 | H3 | 35 | 0.0056 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | H3 | 2417 | 0.38 | 42 min |
| #2 | Kuusement (; | 787 | 0.20 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | H3 | +3.95 | 87 | 56 |
| #2 | Kevin | +2.24 | 66 | 48 |
| #3 | Kuusement (; | -3.99 | 11 | 29 |





