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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Esplay | 78 matches | 1,547 | |
| Competitive Inferno | 15 matches | ||
| Premier | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 57 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
951 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,247 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1490 | 24% |
| Smokes | 1429 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 1822 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 1506 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $720,727 of utility $217 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 671 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | s3NS | 67% | 12 |
| #2 | ☜☆☞♛BABE♛☜☆☞ | 60% | 10 |
| #3 | Choooby | 55% | 22 |
| #4 | mvh1 | 52% | 97 |
| #5 | mvh1 | 38% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | s3NS | 67% | 12 |
| #2 | ☜☆☞♛BABE♛☜☆☞ | 60% | 10 |
| #3 | Choooby | 55% | 22 |
| #4 | mvh1 | 52% | 97 |
| #5 | mvh1 | 38% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mvh1 | 1 | 0.0020 |
| #2 | s3NS | 1 | 0.0044 |
| #3 | ☜☆☞♛BABE♛☜☆☞ | 1 | 0.0047 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mvh1 | 308 | 0.14 | 9 min |
| #2 | mvh1 | 76 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #3 | Choooby | 44 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #4 | ☜☆☞♛BABE♛☜☆☞ | 38 | 0.18 | 1 min |
| #5 | s3NS | 26 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | s3NS | +5.04 | 91 | 71 |
| #2 | mvh1 | +4.60 | 69 | 76 |
| #3 | mvh1 | +3.36 | 67 | 75 |
| #4 | ☜☆☞♛BABE♛☜☆☞ | +2.32 | 81 | 79 |
| #5 | Choooby | +2.17 | 69 | 52 |





