








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 513 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 621 matches | ||
| Wingman | 83 matches | ||
| Faceit | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 39 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




61 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6822 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 30,567 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6684 | 22% |
| Smokes | 9880 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 7781 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 6222 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,405,866 of utility $214 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1089 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LundyBoii | 45% | 62 |
| #2 | el sassquatch | 45% | 49 |
| #3 | Gezza | 45% | 128 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LundyBoii | 45% | 62 |
| #2 | el sassquatch | 45% | 49 |
| #3 | Gezza | 45% | 128 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LundyBoii | 13 | 0.0113 |
| #2 | el sassquatch | 12 | 0.0120 |
| #3 | Gezza | 9 | 0.0034 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gezza | 218 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| #2 | el sassquatch | 133 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #3 | LundyBoii | 88 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | el sassquatch | +1.13 | 79 | 56 |
| #2 | hesoyam | -0.16 | 52 | 68 |
| #3 | LundyBoii | -0.75 | 64 | 34 |
| #4 | Gezza | -2.13 | 39 | 44 |





