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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 711 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 27 matches | ||
| Faceit | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 70 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




50 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7044 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 35,435 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7802 | 22% |
| Smokes | 10199 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 8006 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 9428 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,327,568 of utility $106 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 192 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ItsTheKatara | 47% | 112 |
| #2 | Joey2tAp | 45% | 139 |
| #3 | Taeco | 44% | 126 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ItsTheKatara | 47% | 112 |
| #2 | Joey2tAp | 45% | 139 |
| #3 | Taeco | 44% | 126 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ItsTheKatara | 4 | 0.0018 |
| #2 | Joey2tAp | 2 | 0.0007 |
| #3 | Taeco | 2 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Taeco | 418 | 0.16 | 9 min |
| #2 | Joey2tAp | 224 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| #3 | ItsTheKatara | 10 | 0.00 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Taeco | +1.66 | 87 | 68 |
| #2 | Scythe666 | +0.17 | 53 | 56 |
| #3 | Joey2tAp | -0.47 | 54 | 59 |
| #4 | ItsTheKatara | -4.90 | 34 | 10 |





