








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 37 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 28 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1306 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,491 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1313 | 24% |
| Smokes | 1339 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 1522 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 1317 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $264,969 of utility $95 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 48 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Fr1eZr | 48% | 66 |
| #5 | Ghost | 48% | 71 |
| #6 | HERRMANN STAHL | 45% | 47 |
| #7 | Distrip #ENjOi | 44% | 98 |
| #8 | LmeisTer | 14% | 7 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ★ 5CHMiDDii. | +0.86 | 65 | 70 |
| #2 | Ghost | +0.65 | 72 | 69 |
| #3 | Fr1eZr | +0.61 | 73 | 66 |
| #4 | LmeisTer | +0.40 | 72 | 45 |
| #5 | Distrip #ENjOi | -0.02 | 65 | 58 |





