








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 77 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 45 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Premier | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
731 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,070 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 496 | 24% |
| Smokes | 550 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 602 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 422 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $460,733 of utility $309 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 88 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | McFeast | 80% | 5 |
| #2 | Someone wanna ft? | 55% | 53 |
| #3 | Miihail Jackson | 55% | 11 |
| #4 | symbol | 45% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | McFeast | 80% | 5 |
| #2 | Someone wanna ft? | 55% | 53 |
| #3 | Miihail Jackson | 55% | 11 |
| #4 | symbol | 45% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Someone wanna ft? | 3 | 0.0028 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Someone wanna ft? | 102 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #2 | Miihail Jackson | 53 | 0.21 | 2 min |
| #3 | symbol | 23 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #4 | McFeast | 16 | 0.16 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | symbol | +3.13 | 67 | 74 |
| #2 | McFeast | +2.88 | 59 | 54 |
| #3 | Someone wanna ft? | +1.09 | 55 | 58 |
| #4 | Miihail Jackson | -0.04 | 86 | 62 |
| #5 | MCCLEDOS | -0.24 | 49 | 47 |





