








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 14 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 90 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
825 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,943 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 616 | 21% |
| Smokes | 761 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 924 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 642 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $345,062 of utility $157 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | R1VeRz | 50% | 28 |
| #2 | (あら あら) | 49% | 84 |
| #3 | phil | 47% | 15 |
| #4 | easy | 0% | 6 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | R1VeRz | 50% | 28 |
| #2 | (あら あら) | 49% | 84 |
| #3 | phil | 47% | 15 |
| #4 | easy | 0% | 6 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | (あら あら) | 5 | 0.0028 |
| #2 | R1VeRz | 1 | 0.0017 |
| #3 | phil | 1 | 0.0029 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | (あら あら) | 95 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| #2 | phil | 62 | 0.18 | 2 min |
| #3 | easy | 19 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| #4 | R1VeRz | 18 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | phil | +3.99 | 68 | 66 |
| #2 | Pineapple The Fruit Dude | -0.50 | 72 | 57 |
| #3 | (あら あら) | -0.64 | 75 | 63 |
| #4 | R1VeRz | -1.16 | 63 | 60 |
| #5 | easy | -1.71 | 69 | 61 |





