








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 356 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 77 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1348 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,947 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1281 | 26% |
| Smokes | 1262 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1722 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 682 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $354,727 of utility $128 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 92 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | B3none | 63% | 16 |
| #2 | Loopydoom | 63% | 16 |
| #3 | Bail | 62% | 66 |
| #4 | inferno lover | 56% | 32 |
| #5 | ✪ Flavourz | 50% | 10 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Loopydoom | 63% | 16 |
| #3 | Bail | 62% | 66 |
| #4 | inferno lover | 56% | 32 |
| #5 | ✪ Flavourz | 50% | 10 |
| #6 | Yes Mate | 44% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | inferno lover | 10 | 0.0153 |
| #2 | Yes Mate | 7 | 0.0186 |
| #3 | Bail | 5 | 0.0037 |
| #4 | ✪ Flavourz | 2 | 0.0098 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bail | 314 | 0.23 | 8 min |
| #2 | B3none | 82 | 0.27 | 3 min |
| #3 | inferno lover | 68 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #4 | Loopydoom | 48 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| #5 | Yes Mate | 25 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Loopydoom | +2.25 | 84 | 65 |
| #2 | Bail | +1.80 | 84 | 67 |
| #3 | DB | +1.64 | 87 | 69 |
| #4 | B3none | +0.60 | 67 | 68 |
| #5 | Yes Mate | +0.11 | 55 | 48 |





