








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1937 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 501 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 22 matches | ||
| Faceit | 19 matches | ||
| Wingman | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 142 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




82 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6252 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,221 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5427 | 30% |
| Smokes | 5103 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 4882 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 2809 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,715,027 of utility $185 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1001 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rouskie | 15 | 0.0056 |
| #2 | shiro | 11 | 0.0057 |
| #3 | UncutWarrior | 9 | 0.0047 |
| #4 | Beerworthy | 6 | 0.0031 |
| #5 | thats life | 5 | 0.0048 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TsportyA | +2.33 | 73 | 58 |
| #2 | Beerworthy | +2.21 | 68 | 59 |
| #3 | thats life | +0.46 | 69 | 33 |
| #4 | Rouskie | +0.41 | 79 | 58 |
| #5 | UncutWarrior | +0.17 | 54 | 69 |





