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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1010 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 251 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 60 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Faceit | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




52 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3276 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,066 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1898 | 31% |
| Smokes | 1430 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 1221 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 1517 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $963,625 of utility $138 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 680 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | #2016LYFE | 53% | 55 |
| #2 | Jalucokeb | 38% | 185 |
| #3 | MMorozen | 38% | 45 |
| #4 | Qwerty | 33% | 46 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | #2016LYFE | 53% | 55 |
| #2 | Jalucokeb | 38% | 185 |
| #3 | MMorozen | 38% | 45 |
| #4 | Qwerty | 33% | 46 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jalucokeb | 36 | 0.0107 |
| #2 | MMorozen | 8 | 0.0091 |
| #3 | #2016LYFE | 6 | 0.0055 |
| #4 | Qwerty | 2 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | #2016LYFE | 190 | 0.17 | 5 min |
| #2 | MMorozen | 63 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #3 | Qwerty | 54 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #4 | Jalucokeb | 23 | 0.01 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | #2016LYFE | +2.23 | 54 | 57 |
| #2 | Away_wet_dog | +1.50 | 58 | 36 |
| #3 | MMorozen | -2.53 | 24 | 34 |
| #4 | Jalucokeb | -2.59 | 58 | 12 |
| #5 | Qwerty | -3.92 | 22 | 46 |





