








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 418 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 123 matches | ||
| Wingman | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




66 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1482 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,406 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 922 | 38% |
| Smokes | 684 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 363 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 437 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $684,644 of utility $161 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 271 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kurt cobain's 12 gauge | 71% | 14 |
| #2 | Luehrzy | 64% | 87 |
| #3 | BobegnopZ (new mouse) | 61% | 54 |
| #4 | iSURVIVEDABORTION | 60% | 57 |
| #5 | Faty2k | 58% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | WiZ | 56% | 108 |
| #8 | WebTheSnail63 | 55% | 11 |
| #9 | green tea | 50% | 24 |
| #10 | tikki | 47% | 15 |
| #11 | Reno | 44% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | WiZ | 14 | 0.0062 |
| #2 | Luehrzy | 14 | 0.0080 |
| #3 | iSURVIVEDABORTION | 7 | 0.0061 |
| #4 | green tea | 6 | 0.0132 |
| #5 | ÆoriX | 4 | 0.0082 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | WiZ | 328 | 0.14 | 7 min |
| #2 | Luehrzy | 281 | 0.16 | 6 min |
| #3 | BobegnopZ (new mouse) | 87 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #4 | Reno | 66 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #5 | Faty2k | 63 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kurt cobain's 12 gauge | +5.02 | 55 | 26 |
| #2 | iSURVIVEDABORTION | +2.32 | 66 | 45 |
| #3 | Faty2k | +1.35 | 69 | 56 |
| #4 | Luehrzy | +1.29 | 58 | 51 |
| #5 | WebTheSnail63 | +1.03 | 60 | 57 |





