








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 119 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 128 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




59 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1768 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,863 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2140 | 31% |
| Smokes | 1676 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 1633 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 1414 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $642,758 of utility $176 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 27 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SqeXx | 71% | 14 |
| #2 | lynx | 67% | 15 |
| #3 | 𝓔𝓵𝓲 ♡ | 67% | 15 |
| #4 | Derwbs | 63% | 49 |
| #5 | Syntryl | 56% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Valsts Policija | 17 | 0.0191 |
| #2 | playboi obama | 14 | 0.0428 |
| #3 | Syntryl | 9 | 0.0242 |
| #4 | Derwbs | 8 | 0.0075 |
| #5 | izaivars | 8 | 0.0097 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lynx | +6.59 | 91 | 67 |
| #2 | Syntryl | +1.78 | 67 | 61 |
| #3 | KRG | +1.76 | 72 | 74 |
| #4 | SqeXx | +1.56 | 67 | 27 |
| #5 | playboi obama | +1.24 | 71 | 43 |





