








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1286 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 461 matches | ||
| Wingman | 95 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 35 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4346 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,626 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2681 | 18% |
| Smokes | 5337 | 36% |
| HE Grenades | 2975 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 3633 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,774,776 of utility $221 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 455 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | OgK1LlMaCh1Ne | 21 | 0.0068 |
| #2 | Pantteri | 15 | 0.0024 |
| #3 | k1llermasa69 | 7 | 0.0040 |
| #4 | JAK3´jr | 5 | 0.0060 |
| #5 | Robbaah | 4 | 0.0046 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lartza | +2.23 | 73 | 76 |
| #2 | KuruPower | +2.10 | 63 | 52 |
| #3 | Robbaah | +1.96 | 85 | 70 |
| #4 | JAK3´jr | +0.75 | 56 | 39 |
| #5 | OgK1LlMaCh1Ne | +0.64 | 53 | 62 |





