








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 154 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 74 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
704 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,716 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 208 | 12% |
| Smokes | 453 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 569 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 486 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $550,059 of utility $262 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 16 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nekakoj | 54% | 56 |
| #2 | gritijs | 52% | 31 |
| #3 | Sulīgais Runcis | 50% | 6 |
| #4 | HDMI PEDALS#LGBTBBQ | 50% | 6 |
| #5 | crailtapkk | 50% | 32 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | crailtapkk | 50% | 32 |
| #6 | jumbo kebab | 48% | 77 |
| #7 | Fallang | 43% | 7 |
| #8 | angan | 39% | 23 |
| #9 | BelF | 37% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jumbo kebab | 19 | 0.0121 |
| #2 | crailtapkk | 10 | 0.0150 |
| #3 | nekakoj | 9 | 0.0078 |
| #4 | gritijs | 7 | 0.0108 |
| #5 | BelF | 7 | 0.0110 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jumbo kebab | 243 | 0.15 | 5 min |
| #2 | nekakoj | 112 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #3 | gritijs | 99 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #4 | angan | 41 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #5 | BelF | 30 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nekakoj | +3.99 | 87 | 61 |
| #2 | jumbo kebab | +2.07 | 73 | 62 |
| #3 | gritijs | +1.35 | 69 | 62 |
| #4 | BelF | -1.05 | 42 | 50 |
| #5 | crailtapkk | -2.01 | 44 | 45 |





