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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
865 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,699 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 779 | 29% |
| Smokes | 473 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 745 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 702 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $119,104 of utility $75 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 70 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jerpzaan | 100% | 4 |
| #2 | Lentävä sBaGetti | 75% | 4 |
| #3 | Vilsson | 74% | 19 |
| #4 | disco peezukka ♥♥♥ | 72% | 36 |
| #5 | AaTu | 66% | 38 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Juha689 | 9 | 0.0212 |
| #2 | disco peezukka ♥♥♥ | 4 | 0.0055 |
| #3 | Ikarajagamer | 3 | 0.0160 |
| #4 | AaTu | 1 | 0.0013 |
| #5 | Walle | 1 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AaTu | 164 | 0.22 | 4 min |
| #2 | disco peezukka ♥♥♥ | 57 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #3 | Vilsson | 34 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #4 | Walle | 28 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #5 | Juha689 | 21 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jerpzaan | +5.98 | 79 | 72 |
| #2 | JaLLu | +3.69 | 85 | 55 |
| #3 | AaTu | +3.22 | 86 | 76 |
| #4 | disco peezukka ♥♥♥ | +1.99 | 72 | 66 |
| #5 | Vilsson | +0.29 | 63 | 53 |





