








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 217 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 165 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 62 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Faceit | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




26 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2942 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,172 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1822 | 30% |
| Smokes | 810 | 13% |
| HE Grenades | 2198 | 36% |
| Molotovs | 1342 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $380,342 of utility $49 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 6 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | โฑ๐๐ฑ$๐โฑ | 53% | 34 |
| #2 | Ar7iBow | 51% | 291 |
| #3 | Mr.Ko | 48% | 163 |
| #4 | @Ghost@ | 42% | 57 |
| #5 | เน ูดHHH | 40% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Ar7iBow | 51% | 291 |
| #3 | Mr.Ko | 48% | 163 |
| #4 | @Ghost@ | 42% | 57 |
| #5 | เน ูดHHH | 40% | 20 |
| #6 | JVWB | 40% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ar7iBow | 19 | 0.0032 |
| #2 | Mr.Ko | 11 | 0.0033 |
| #3 | @Ghost@ | 7 | 0.0058 |
| #4 | JVWB | 1 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ar7iBow | 678 | 0.12 | 17 min |
| #2 | Mr.Ko | 412 | 0.12 | 12 min |
| #3 | @Ghost@ | 145 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #4 | JVWB | 20 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| #5 | เน ูดHHH | 13 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ar7iBow | +3.57 | 61 | 52 |
| #2 | JVWB | +1.32 | 60 | 33 |
| #3 | Agent 87 | -0.60 | 54 | 40 |
| #4 | @Ghost@ | -0.94 | 47 | 58 |
| #5 | Mr.Ko | -1.20 | 34 | 48 |





