








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 192 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 87 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
885 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,667 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1624 | 44% |
| Smokes | 687 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 447 | 12% |
| Molotovs | 909 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $372,496 of utility $137 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 91 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Flataker | 50% | 8 |
| #2 | Mysil Bergsprekken | 43% | 7 |
| #3 | Nito | 38% | 21 |
| #4 | Sikesy | 13% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Flataker | 50% | 8 |
| #2 | Mysil Bergsprekken | 43% | 7 |
| #3 | Nito | 38% | 21 |
| #4 | Sikesy | 13% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sikesy | 4 | 0.0238 |
| #2 | Nito | 2 | 0.0046 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sikesy | 39 | 0.23 | 1 min |
| #2 | Nito | 10 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| #3 | Mysil Bergsprekken | 7 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| #4 | Flataker | 4 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nito | +2.09 | 82 | 20 |
| #2 | Sikesy | +1.16 | 71 | 53 |
| #3 | Mysil Bergsprekken | +0.69 | 81 | 55 |
| #4 | ✪Yotarrrrrrrr | -1.21 | 50 | 48 |
| #5 | Flataker | -2.55 | 33 | 43 |





