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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
486 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 500 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 95 | 19% |
| Smokes | 74 | 15% |
| HE Grenades | 158 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 173 | 35% |
Our logs show you have wasted $108,686 of utility $91 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 457 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fallenfalcopivotjabAKAfallenedit | 58% | 26 |
| #2 | rivvur | 43% | 58 |
| #3 | mongr3l | 43% | 14 |
| #4 | Xer0 | 40% | 5 |
| #5 | WiZe | 37% | 43 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rivvur | 9 | 0.0076 |
| #2 | fallenfalcopivotjabAKAfallenedit | 7 | 0.0127 |
| #3 | WiZe | 3 | 0.0034 |
| #4 | mongr3l | 1 | 0.0035 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fallenfalcopivotjabAKAfallenedit | 175 | 0.32 | 3 min |
| #2 | WiZe | 141 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| #3 | mongr3l | 43 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| #4 | rivvur | 24 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| #5 | Xer0 | 10 | 0.09 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rivvur | +3.74 | 81 | 43 |
| #2 | fallenfalcopivotjabAKAfallenedit | +2.17 | 61 | 59 |
| #3 | Xer0 | -0.41 | 74 | 61 |
| #4 | clint lemon | -1.48 | 57 | 20 |
| #5 | WiZe | -1.59 | 72 | 47 |





