








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 82 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 70 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
842 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,013 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 851 | 28% |
| Smokes | 729 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 741 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 692 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $161,009 of utility $96 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 37 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sadw0w | 50% | 8 |
| #2 | agz | 44% | 9 |
| #3 | fekrijk | 41% | 17 |
| #4 | Dziga | 30% | 10 |
| #5 | LkDs | 29% | 7 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | fekrijk | 41% | 17 |
| #4 | Dziga | 30% | 10 |
| #5 | LkDs | 29% | 7 |
| #6 | meteori -iwnl- | 25% | 12 |
| #7 | cAsper-J | 10% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cAsper-J | 55 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #2 | meteori -iwnl- | 39 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| #3 | fekrijk | 35 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #4 | LkDs | 32 | 0.19 | 1 min |
| #5 | Dziga | 29 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fekrijk | +1.69 | 89 | 63 |
| #2 | meteori -iwnl- | +1.48 | 73 | 65 |
| #3 | sadw0w | +1.06 | 64 | 62 |
| #4 | ✪raizzzo | -0.18 | 71 | 66 |
| #5 | agz | -0.69 | 90 | 43 |





