








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 312 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 134 matches | ||
| Faceit | 65 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Esplay | 2 matches | 1,936 | |
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2787 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,139 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2328 | 29% |
| Smokes | 1899 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 2381 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 1531 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $778,292 of utility $123 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 46 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Callum❤ | 63% | 76 |
| #2 | .*KrisTINe*. | 58% | 108 |
| #3 | WhiteDemoN | 57% | 21 |
| #4 | Ai | 57% | 60 |
| #5 | DeadlyRaccoon | 56% | 32 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Ai | 57% | 60 |
| #5 | DeadlyRaccoon | 56% | 32 |
| #6 | BE4N | 56% | 128 |
| #7 | Blackburn | 55% | 83 |
| #8 | New Year Dodo | 53% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BE4N | 8 | 0.0031 |
| #2 | .*KrisTINe*. | 3 | 0.0013 |
| #3 | New Year Dodo | 3 | 0.0088 |
| #4 | Blackburn | 2 | 0.0011 |
| #5 | Ai | 2 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Callum❤ | 236 | 0.15 | 7 min |
| #2 | .*KrisTINe*. | 225 | 0.10 | 7 min |
| #3 | BE4N | 181 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| #4 | Ai | 98 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #5 | WhiteDemoN | 92 | 0.18 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | WhiteDemoN | +2.61 | 82 | 82 |
| #2 | Ai | +1.49 | 86 | 70 |
| #3 | McShmeckle | +1.34 | 81 | 61 |
| #4 | Callum❤ | +1.29 | 69 | 79 |
| #5 | BE4N | +0.47 | 73 | 49 |





