








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 384 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 78 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 17 matches | ||
| Premier | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 40 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




27 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3535 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,761 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1778 | 23% |
| Smokes | 2772 | 36% |
| HE Grenades | 2030 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 1181 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,883,288 of utility $226 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 30 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RSLuky | +5.46 | 76 | 54 |
| #2 | NEZNAME | +2.66 | 73 | 49 |
| #3 | PERSONNN | +1.09 | 73 | 56 |
| #4 | MullMun | -0.37 | 32 | 46 |
| #5 | Pavel_Premier97 | -4.92 | 4 | 23 |





