








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 359 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 229 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 55 matches | ||
| Wingman | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 23 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




40 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5335 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,858 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2383 | 20% |
| Smokes | 2710 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 4270 | 36% |
| Molotovs | 2495 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,697,221 of utility $185 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 86 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ S1flex | 53% | 47 |
| #2 | jordann | 52% | 25 |
| #3 | Duffman | 45% | 60 |
| #4 | SpeedAndPowerPEEK | 44% | 45 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ S1flex | 53% | 47 |
| #2 | jordann | 52% | 25 |
| #3 | Duffman | 45% | 60 |
| #4 | SpeedAndPowerPEEK | 44% | 45 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ S1flex | 12 | 0.0125 |
| #2 | Duffman | 3 | 0.0026 |
| #3 | SpeedAndPowerPEEK | 3 | 0.0031 |
| #4 | jordann | 2 | 0.0037 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SpeedAndPowerPEEK | 119 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #2 | ✪ S1flex | 83 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #3 | Duffman | 74 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #4 | jordann | 73 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ S1flex | +2.66 | 90 | 60 |
| #2 | pussydestroyer69 | +1.47 | 76 | 62 |
| #3 | Duffman | +1.06 | 50 | 69 |
| #4 | jordann | -0.03 | 79 | 55 |
| #5 | SpeedAndPowerPEEK | -2.03 | 47 | 37 |





