








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 266 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 137 matches | ||
| Faceit | 81 matches | ||
| Wingman | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2279 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,189 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2167 | 21% |
| Smokes | 3155 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 2468 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 2399 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $822,745 of utility $138 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 311 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sexico | 54% | 114 |
| #2 | Schule1n | 52% | 21 |
| #3 | XipzZz | 47% | 152 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sexico | 54% | 114 |
| #2 | Schule1n | 52% | 21 |
| #3 | XipzZz | 47% | 152 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | XipzZz | 12 | 0.0038 |
| #2 | Sexico | 9 | 0.0038 |
| #3 | Schule1n | 1 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | XipzZz | 229 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| #2 | Sexico | 188 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| #3 | Schule1n | 58 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sexico | +0.88 | 66 | 57 |
| #2 | XipzZz | +0.46 | 73 | 55 |
| #3 | Schule1n | +0.02 | 68 | 67 |
| #4 | MIKS3N *Maikelele | -0.60 | 69 | 64 |





