








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 494 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 437 matches | ||
| Premier | 130 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 37 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




92 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8130 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 24,824 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7278 | 29% |
| Smokes | 6714 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 5399 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 5433 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,343,362 of utility $91 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 498 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bugulu | 53% | 109 |
| #2 | Fig | 53% | 411 |
| #3 | SG | 53% | 480 |
| #4 | LК Hool | 52% | 466 |
| #5 | KINKYZINKY | 49% | 35 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bugulu | 53% | 109 |
| #2 | Fig | 53% | 411 |
| #3 | SG | 53% | 480 |
| #4 | LК Hool | 52% | 466 |
| #5 | KINKYZINKY | 49% | 35 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fig | 52 | 0.0060 |
| #2 | bugulu | 27 | 0.0126 |
| #3 | SG | 12 | 0.0011 |
| #4 | LК Hool | 7 | 0.0007 |
| #5 | KINKYZINKY | 4 | 0.0061 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fig | 2285 | 0.26 | 64 min |
| #2 | LК Hool | 2264 | 0.22 | 53 min |
| #3 | SG | 1401 | 0.13 | 33 min |
| #4 | bugulu | 168 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| #5 | KINKYZINKY | 69 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | limytech782 | +3.29 | 74 | 68 |
| #2 | LК Hool | +0.27 | 83 | 62 |
| #3 | bugulu | +0.07 | 84 | 53 |
| #4 | Fig | -0.10 | 68 | 67 |
| #5 | SG | -1.71 | 66 | 63 |





