








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 387 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 137 matches | ||
| Wingman | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 36 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2252 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,184 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3359 | 33% |
| Smokes | 2795 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2037 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 1993 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $627,203 of utility $123 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 139 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Majowy | 52% | 104 |
| #2 | ✪ Dalton ✪ | 51% | 109 |
| #3 | SPOPIELAR13 | 51% | 51 |
| #4 | 𝕜𝟜 | 48% | 44 |
| #5 | ☣ Pixel ☣ | 46% | 103 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ☣ Pixel ☣ | 384 | 0.19 | 7 min |
| #2 | Majowy | 149 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #3 | ✪ Dalton ✪ | 121 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| #4 | SPOPIELAR13 | 75 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #5 | 𝕜𝟜 | 46 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ☣ Pixel ☣ | +0.87 | 63 | 59 |
| #2 | Majowy | +0.34 | 48 | 48 |
| #3 | 𝕜𝟜 | +0.22 | 63 | 49 |
| #4 | Pinki_GuyCSGOSKINS | -0.19 | 36 | 72 |
| #5 | ✪ Dalton ✪ | -0.98 | 31 | 58 |





