








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 23 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 290 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




46 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2658 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,709 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2165 | 32% |
| Smokes | 839 | 13% |
| HE Grenades | 1367 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 2338 | 35% |
Our logs show you have wasted $481,986 of utility $71 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 157 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JW | 58% | 36 |
| #2 | RIP™ | 56% | 115 |
| #3 | Julius Malema (die lekker ou) | 48% | 21 |
| #4 | nakki church | 46% | 26 |
| #5 | PCboi | 45% | 38 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Julius Malema (die lekker ou) | 48% | 21 |
| #4 | nakki church | 46% | 26 |
| #5 | PCboi | 45% | 38 |
| #6 | Deon | 41% | 22 |
| #7 | Oupa | 41% | 32 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RIP™ | 26 | 0.0108 |
| #2 | PCboi | 9 | 0.0109 |
| #3 | Julius Malema (die lekker ou) | 4 | 0.0084 |
| #4 | Deon | 4 | 0.0097 |
| #5 | Oupa | 3 | 0.0044 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RIP™ | 400 | 0.17 | 10 min |
| #2 | Deon | 109 | 0.26 | 3 min |
| #3 | Oupa | 58 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #4 | Julius Malema (die lekker ou) | 32 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #5 | nakki church | 19 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JW | +2.05 | 83 | 32 |
| #2 | RIP™ | +1.69 | 61 | 63 |
| #3 | PCboi | +0.85 | 83 | 22 |
| #4 | piel | +0.24 | 60 | 41 |
| #5 | Deon | -0.58 | 63 | 51 |





