








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 554 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 92 matches | ||
| Faceit | 11 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1423 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,890 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1222 | 25% |
| Smokes | 751 | 15% |
| HE Grenades | 1711 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 1206 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $522,788 of utility $187 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 63 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | vL | 82% | 22 |
| #4 | LeShniK | 62% | 13 |
| #5 | maneken4eto | 61% | 106 |
| #6 | KaSHonKaTa | 54% | 28 |
| #7 | SkeldiDuan | 50% | 10 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | maneken4eto | 293 | 0.13 | 8 min |
| #2 | KaSHonKaTa | 81 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #3 | vL | 55 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #4 | LeShniK | 54 | 0.19 | 1 min |
| #5 | SkeldiDuan | 47 | 0.20 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | maneken4eto | +2.17 | 72 | 68 |
| #2 | [FTW] AzBiRiN V0zData | +0.72 | 63 | 72 |
| #3 | vL | -0.07 | 38 | 59 |
| #4 | KaSHonKaTa | -0.25 | 40 | 68 |
| #5 | Baba Lari Original | -0.34 | 27 | 70 |





