








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 418 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 22 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1075 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,338 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 718 | 31% |
| Smokes | 575 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 492 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 553 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $489,839 of utility $139 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 468 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jclem | 68% | 22 |
| #2 | Broppled | 64% | 14 |
| #3 | Chili | 61% | 18 |
| #4 | Royal | 57% | 35 |
| #5 | CHICKEN JOE | 54% | 54 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | justin. | 13 | 0.0078 |
| #2 | Royal | 3 | 0.0043 |
| #3 | Junderscore | 3 | 0.0060 |
| #4 | CHICKEN JOE | 2 | 0.0018 |
| #5 | Broppled | 2 | 0.0066 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Royal | 105 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #2 | justin. | 86 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #3 | jclem | 72 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| #4 | Junderscore | 68 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #5 | 00 Tundra | 33 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Royal | +3.55 | 85 | 39 |
| #2 | jclem | +2.49 | 83 | 46 |
| #3 | CHICKEN JOE | +2.33 | 80 | 41 |
| #4 | 00 Tundra | +1.85 | 79 | 45 |
| #5 | justin. | +1.61 | 49 | 39 |





