








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 71 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 114 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




28 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2174 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,956 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1282 | 18% |
| Smokes | 1553 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 2074 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 2047 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,141,289 of utility $210 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 30 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mert | 14 | 0.0055 |
| #2 | namzo | 8 | 0.0069 |
| #3 | Johnson Trate | 4 | 0.0078 |
| #4 | tooni | 3 | 0.0036 |
| #5 | Mephistopheles | 3 | 0.0091 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mert | 549 | 0.22 | 16 min |
| #2 | Leth4lity | 179 | 0.32 | 5 min |
| #3 | namzo | 168 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #4 | Noldigurジジ | 145 | 0.27 | 5 min |
| #5 | dank memmes Akk0 | 131 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mert | +3.03 | 91 | 69 |
| #2 | Noldigurジジ | +2.99 | 67 | 78 |
| #3 | tooni | +1.98 | 82 | 63 |
| #4 | Leth4lity | +1.03 | 82 | 74 |
| #5 | Johnson Trate | -0.27 | 47 | 61 |





