








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 79 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 65 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1986 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,192 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1457 | 24% |
| Smokes | 1457 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 1722 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 1556 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $605,905 of utility $145 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 43 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rud | 59% | 135 |
| #2 | chimeny | 58% | 179 |
| #3 | M.H | 55% | 116 |
| #4 | Pablo Emilio Escobar Gaviria | 52% | 46 |
| #5 | Skogzen | 47% | 89 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rud | 59% | 135 |
| #2 | chimeny | 58% | 179 |
| #3 | M.H | 55% | 116 |
| #4 | Pablo Emilio Escobar Gaviria | 52% | 46 |
| #5 | Skogzen | 47% | 89 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Skogzen | 12 | 0.0065 |
| #2 | chimeny | 6 | 0.0016 |
| #3 | Rud | 5 | 0.0018 |
| #4 | Pablo Emilio Escobar Gaviria | 3 | 0.0033 |
| #5 | M.H | 2 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Skogzen | 285 | 0.15 | 7 min |
| #2 | M.H | 254 | 0.11 | 7 min |
| #3 | Rud | 208 | 0.08 | 6 min |
| #4 | chimeny | 162 | 0.04 | 4 min |
| #5 | Pablo Emilio Escobar Gaviria | 82 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rud | +2.84 | 76 | 70 |
| #2 | kihle | +1.78 | 66 | 62 |
| #3 | M.H | +0.62 | 42 | 70 |
| #4 | chimeny | -0.29 | 66 | 53 |
| #5 | Pablo Emilio Escobar Gaviria | -1.08 | 63 | 56 |





