








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 254 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 92 matches | ||
| Faceit | 67 matches | ||
| Wingman | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3097 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,201 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1726 | 28% |
| Smokes | 1471 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 2131 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 873 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $911,077 of utility $151 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 289 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dzejdies | 57% | 70 |
| #2 | Aron 'T3M4R' Ficenes | 53% | 174 |
| #3 | zButaJade | 52% | 143 |
| #4 | Maciura | 52% | 33 |
| #5 | G2 Elige | 51% | 168 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | radzik777 | 301 | 0.12 | 8 min |
| #2 | Aron 'T3M4R' Ficenes | 294 | 0.09 | 7 min |
| #3 | zButaJade | 281 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #4 | Dzejdies | 146 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #5 | lopepens13 | 139 | 0.08 | 3 min |





