








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 16 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 25 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
312 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,063 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 274 | 26% |
| Smokes | 310 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 252 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 227 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $113,479 of utility $138 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1 message into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ct Aku A | 67% | 9 |
| #2 | Tahvpl | 50% | 8 |
| #3 | oudinihihi | 50% | 28 |
| #4 | rogzëë | 44% | 9 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ct Aku A | 67% | 9 |
| #2 | Tahvpl | 50% | 8 |
| #3 | oudinihihi | 50% | 28 |
| #4 | rogzëë | 44% | 9 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | oudinihihi | 2 | 0.0033 |
| #2 | Tahvpl | 2 | 0.0107 |
| #3 | rogzëë | 1 | 0.0048 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rogzëë | 60 | 0.29 | 2 min |
| #2 | oudinihihi | 58 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #3 | Tahvpl | 21 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #4 | ct Aku A | 16 | 0.08 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | oudinihihi | +2.55 | 78 | 58 |
| #2 | rogzëë | +0.76 | 62 | 76 |
| #3 | Tahvpl | -0.05 | 78 | 63 |
| #4 | ct Aku A | -0.46 | 58 | 40 |
| #5 | Eetu | -1.97 | 70 | 55 |





