








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1093 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 489 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 16 matches | ||
| Faceit | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 36 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




63 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7389 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,866 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3763 | 24% |
| Smokes | 4984 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 4099 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 3020 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,314,721 of utility $98 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 361 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rojo | 60% | 95 |
| #2 | SkYLinE | 55% | 210 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rojo | 60% | 95 |
| #2 | SkYLinE | 55% | 210 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SkYLinE | 7 | 0.0016 |
| #2 | Rojo | 4 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SkYLinE | 1098 | 0.26 | 26 min |
| #2 | Rojo | 285 | 0.17 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Windi Xe 😈 | +1.41 | 87 | 58 |
| #2 | Rojo | +0.08 | 71 | 60 |
| #3 | SkYLinE | -0.90 | 55 | 74 |





