








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 154 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 99 matches | ||
| Faceit | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1424 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,023 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1334 | 22% |
| Smokes | 1377 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 1532 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1780 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $520,731 of utility $128 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 101 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | murel | 52% | 29 |
| #4 | KaSt0L tststst | 44% | 18 |
| #5 | Sakura Miyamoto | 41% | 17 |
| #6 | YellowFlashϟ | 41% | 17 |
| #7 | You. | 38% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | You. | 4 | 0.0084 |
| #2 | murel | 2 | 0.0033 |
| #3 | KaSt0L tststst | 2 | 0.0053 |
| #4 | YellowFlashϟ | 2 | 0.0057 |
| #5 | Sakura Miyamoto | 1 | 0.0030 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | murel | 153 | 0.26 | 3 min |
| #2 | You. | 91 | 0.19 | 2 min |
| #3 | Veteran | 47 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #4 | KaSt0L tststst | 44 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #5 | YellowFlashϟ | 41 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KaSt0L tststst | +4.84 | 90 | 63 |
| #2 | YellowFlashϟ | +2.17 | 74 | 49 |
| #3 | murel | +2.02 | 72 | 67 |
| #4 | Veteran | +0.26 | 64 | 43 |
| #5 | You. | -0.13 | 56 | 59 |





