








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 432 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 116 matches | ||
| Faceit | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2442 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,801 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2236 | 33% |
| Smokes | 1632 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 1271 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 1662 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $386,851 of utility $99 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 42 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kunami Fresco | 67% | 12 |
| #2 | Baldjeet | 64% | 11 |
| #3 | Carecão | 60% | 15 |
| #4 | jon cabalo | 56% | 32 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kunami Fresco | 67% | 12 |
| #2 | Baldjeet | 64% | 11 |
| #3 | Carecão | 60% | 15 |
| #4 | jon cabalo | 56% | 32 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Carecão | 4 | 0.0130 |
| #2 | jon cabalo | 3 | 0.0047 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jon cabalo | 111 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| #2 | Carecão | 45 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| #3 | Baldjeet | 36 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| #4 | Kunami Fresco | 16 | 0.07 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | vask | +2.13 | 88 | 64 |
| #2 | Kunami Fresco | +1.05 | 79 | 67 |
| #3 | Baldjeet | -0.47 | 75 | 49 |
| #4 | jon cabalo | -0.92 | 75 | 61 |
| #5 | Carecão | -2.27 | 64 | 56 |





