








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1014 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 26 matches | ||
| Wingman | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 20 matches | ||
| Premier | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 44 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




49 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2294 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,184 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1507 | 24% |
| Smokes | 2091 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 1491 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 1095 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,164,547 of utility $226 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 534 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | teppalsfA | +3.97 | 80 | 52 |
| #2 | FRagICTF | +2.77 | 85 | 52 |
| #3 | Sk1zzy | +2.16 | 64 | 72 |
| #4 | Skj0l | +1.76 | 61 | 55 |
| #5 | CrilloWiz | +1.65 | 81 | 46 |





