








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 10 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
212 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,188 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 573 | 48% |
| Smokes | 333 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 80 | 7% |
| Molotovs | 202 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $61,212 of utility $75 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lolicon fdalol | 56% | 9 |
| #2 | wisseN | 46% | 26 |
| #3 | zeku | 44% | 25 |
| #4 | BRO, IS THAT A SUPRA | 42% | 24 |
| #5 | que | 38% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | wisseN | 46% | 26 |
| #3 | zeku | 44% | 25 |
| #4 | BRO, IS THAT A SUPRA | 42% | 24 |
| #5 | que | 38% | 24 |
| #6 | okey | 30% | 10 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BRO, IS THAT A SUPRA | 4 | 0.0082 |
| #2 | que | 3 | 0.0063 |
| #3 | zeku | 2 | 0.0041 |
| #4 | lolicon fdalol | 2 | 0.0123 |
| #5 | wisseN | 1 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | que | 137 | 0.29 | 2 min |
| #2 | wisseN | 102 | 0.19 | 2 min |
| #3 | zeku | 44 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #4 | lolicon fdalol | 39 | 0.24 | 1 min |
| #5 | BRO, IS THAT A SUPRA | 30 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wisseN | +7.10 | 85 | 63 |
| #2 | que | +2.99 | 84 | 44 |
| #3 | BRO, IS THAT A SUPRA | +1.27 | 82 | 28 |
| #4 | zeku | -1.06 | 45 | 59 |
| #5 | lolicon fdalol | -1.62 | 61 | 57 |





