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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 215 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1638 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,304 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2084 | 22% |
| Smokes | 2563 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 2895 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 1762 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $667,577 of utility $120 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 362 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dennislmao | 58% | 24 |
| #2 | ✪ philippderroole | 48% | 23 |
| #3 | (4)alex | 46% | 181 |
| #4 | josen bolt | 46% | 144 |
| #5 | IceY | 44% | 185 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dennislmao | 58% | 24 |
| #2 | ✪ philippderroole | 48% | 23 |
| #3 | (4)alex | 46% | 181 |
| #4 | josen bolt | 46% | 144 |
| #5 | IceY | 44% | 185 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | (4)alex | 17 | 0.0044 |
| #2 | josen bolt | 6 | 0.0019 |
| #3 | Dennislmao | 1 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | josen bolt | 594 | 0.19 | 13 min |
| #2 | (4)alex | 518 | 0.13 | 14 min |
| #3 | IceY | 186 | 0.05 | 5 min |
| #4 | Dennislmao | 50 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #5 | ✪ philippderroole | 7 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | (4)alex | +2.88 | 86 | 66 |
| #2 | IceY | +0.36 | 60 | 60 |
| #3 | josen bolt | +0.31 | 56 | 66 |
| #4 | Dennislmao | -0.97 | 58 | 61 |
| #5 | TEIMO | -1.83 | 53 | 60 |





