








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 105 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 203 matches | ||
| Premier | 187 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4286 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,530 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6159 | 32% |
| Smokes | 5954 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 3834 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 3583 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $712,490 of utility $76 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 405 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | d | 59% | 22 |
| #2 | doomer | 59% | 46 |
| #3 | kiro | 49% | 35 |
| #4 | TroX | 44% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | d | 59% | 22 |
| #2 | doomer | 59% | 46 |
| #3 | kiro | 49% | 35 |
| #4 | TroX | 44% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | doomer | 1 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kiro | 143 | 0.19 | 3 min |
| #2 | d | 80 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| #3 | TroX | 75 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #4 | doomer | 64 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kiro | +2.34 | 81 | 56 |
| #2 | doomer | +0.59 | 73 | 46 |
| #3 | Shrowlly | +0.51 | 65 | 67 |
| #4 | TroX | +0.18 | 69 | 60 |
| #5 | d | -0.72 | 41 | 39 |





