








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 9 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 94 matches | ||
| Wingman | 28 matches | ||
| Faceit | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1546 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,285 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1246 | 29% |
| Smokes | 1084 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 1048 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 907 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $308,281 of utility $85 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 156 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ott1 | 53% | 76 |
| #2 | Trick el Thåren | 44% | 18 |
| #3 | Sjak | 41% | 41 |
| #4 | inokks Swedens lost hope | 40% | 52 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ott1 | 53% | 76 |
| #2 | Trick el Thåren | 44% | 18 |
| #3 | Sjak | 41% | 41 |
| #4 | inokks Swedens lost hope | 40% | 52 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ott1 | 3 | 0.0020 |
| #2 | Sjak | 1 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | inokks Swedens lost hope | 126 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #2 | ott1 | 123 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #3 | Sjak | 117 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #4 | Trick el Thåren | 29 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zÄpo vAc | +0.98 | 69 | 55 |
| #2 | Sjak | +0.81 | 54 | 59 |
| #3 | Trick el Thåren | +0.35 | 63 | 59 |
| #4 | inokks Swedens lost hope | -0.36 | 59 | 63 |
| #5 | ott1 | -1.01 | 66 | 52 |





