








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 295 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 48 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
733 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,839 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 795 | 28% |
| Smokes | 716 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 757 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 571 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $174,777 of utility $123 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 62 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | 👂C'Est La Vie👂 | 60% | 25 |
| #3 | mato389 ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ | 54% | 24 |
| #4 | Adyys #DDPC | 53% | 45 |
| #5 | ShelbY | 43% | 7 |
| #6 | Veritas one hunnit | 14% | 7 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Adyys #DDPC | 9 | 0.0094 |
| #2 | 👂C'Est La Vie👂 | 6 | 0.0116 |
| #3 | ShelbY | 3 | 0.0234 |
| #4 | mato389 ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ | 1 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | david46 Zero/Oskar | +2.60 | 66 | 71 |
| #2 | Adyys #DDPC | +0.21 | 83 | 59 |
| #3 | 👂C'Est La Vie👂 | -0.11 | 34 | 60 |
| #4 | mato389 ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ | -1.42 | 69 | 37 |
| #5 | Veritas one hunnit | -2.73 | 39 | 45 |





