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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
899 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,873 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 840 | 29% |
| Smokes | 584 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 940 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 509 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $292,022 of utility $149 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 113 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | ITS TURBO CLEAN | 40% | 5 |
| #9 | RebelRenku | 38% | 16 |
| #10 | P.Niece | 37% | 54 |
| #11 | Barni (: | 35% | 43 |
| #12 | M3HKEL | 25% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | EUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU | 8 | 0.0062 |
| #2 | ITS TURBO CLEAN | 5 | 0.0515 |
| #3 | Ants | 3 | 0.0053 |
| #4 | M3HKEL | 2 | 0.0062 |
| #5 | RebelRenku | 2 | 0.0070 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mmmmmm | +9.20 | 77 | 53 |
| #2 | ✪ Kanakuut | +5.11 | 75 | 56 |
| #3 | ITS TURBO CLEAN | +4.72 | 64 | 40 |
| #4 | RebelRenku | +2.99 | 57 | 68 |
| #5 | EUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU | +1.45 | 41 | 65 |





