








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 365 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 90 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1313 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,655 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 478 | 18% |
| Smokes | 580 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 686 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 911 | 34% |
Our logs show you have wasted $676,170 of utility $216 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 60 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Champ | 64% | 39 |
| #2 | .CoNN1X. | 56% | 9 |
| #3 | Dau cu zarul 6-6 | 55% | 11 |
| #4 | nitumaniacu | 52% | 27 |
| #5 | steve | 50% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✬︎ bogs1e. | 261 | 0.17 | 6 min |
| #2 | rizeNBN | 77 | 0.29 | 2 min |
| #3 | Champ | 71 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #4 | nitumaniacu | 55 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #5 | .CoNN1X. | 45 | 0.23 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | .CoNN1X. | +4.54 | 69 | 87 |
| #2 | rizeNBN | +3.16 | 56 | 80 |
| #3 | Champ | +2.14 | 73 | 51 |
| #4 | ✬︎ bogs1e. | +1.49 | 76 | 69 |
| #5 | nitumaniacu | -0.77 | 74 | 45 |





