








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 379 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 50 matches | ||
| Wingman | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Premier | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




28 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2475 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,084 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1028 | 33% |
| Smokes | 470 | 15% |
| HE Grenades | 404 | 13% |
| Molotovs | 1182 | 38% |
Our logs show you have wasted $709,280 of utility $156 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 149 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Yes i use leetify im a pro | 56% | 32 |
| #2 | Glooby | 55% | 20 |
| #3 | Professional Ponderer | 54% | 13 |
| #4 | Byler Began | 51% | 228 |
| #5 | coralito | 38% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Yes i use leetify im a pro | 56% | 32 |
| #2 | Glooby | 55% | 20 |
| #3 | Professional Ponderer | 54% | 13 |
| #4 | Byler Began | 51% | 228 |
| #5 | coralito | 38% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Byler Began | 16 | 0.0036 |
| #2 | Yes i use leetify im a pro | 8 | 0.0132 |
| #3 | Glooby | 4 | 0.0100 |
| #4 | coralito | 1 | 0.0041 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Byler Began | 228 | 0.05 | 4 min |
| #2 | Glooby | 78 | 0.19 | 2 min |
| #3 | Yes i use leetify im a pro | 56 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #4 | Professional Ponderer | 39 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| #5 | coralito | 31 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Byler Began | +1.52 | 90 | 38 |
| #2 | coralito | +1.12 | 79 | 52 |
| #3 | Professional Ponderer | +0.68 | 59 | 51 |
| #4 | Sleepy | +0.38 | 80 | 43 |
| #5 | Glooby | -0.89 | 66 | 60 |





